Rice noodles – enough for whatever amount of people
An assortment of vegetables
1 tbsp light soy sauce
1 tsp of black vinegar
1 tsp of chilli oil
Optional: 1 tbsp of peanut butter – see notes
Egg
Optional: spring onion, Sichuan pepper
Steps
Cook your noodles for 1 minute less than the packet suggests
Rinse with cold water and plunge into a bowl of more of the cold stuff
Mix your soy sauce, vinegar and chilli oil together in a little bowl or whatever. If you're me and made it weird, stick some peanut butter in there
Start frying your eggs on a medium heat
Heat your wok (get a real one, I've said it before) til it's smoking
Add some veg oil until it to lights up some Benny H's
Chuck vegetables in – see notes
Stir fry until stirred and fried
Add noddles and give them the same treatment
Add sauce and you get the idea
When it's all said and done, dish out into bowls or plates or bare hands, I don't give a fuck
Put egg on top
Grind sichuan pepper on top
Get noodley
Tips
I made this with salad dressing because I'm stupid, but it was delicious
Here are some vegetables that are good: beansprouts, broccoli, cabbage, carrot
When you add your vegetables just let them sit there for a minute or so, they'll char., burn even, but you will appreciate it. You're not Ken Hom, stop pretending.
