Things to substitute
- If you can't get fresh galangal, look for jarred paste, make sure the ingredients are weird as fuck
- Birdseye chillies are a must, but if sounds too hot, sub half of them for a regular softlad green chilli
- DO NOT SKIP LEMONGRASS DAY
- If you can't find Thai Basil, then leave it out. The curry will be fine. Just not amazing. Don't even try and think about using regular basil.
- Sub shrimp paste for fish sauce, it needs some kind of fermented fish weird in it.
- Don't have seeds? A general rule of thumb is multiply the amount of seeds by 1.5 to get the amount of powdered spice. eg: 1tsp of cumin seeds = 1.5tsp of cumin powder. Thats not really good maths but fuck it, as long as the ratio of spices is right I don't care.
- You should really try and use palm sugar, you will realise when you taste it, but if you can't or don't want to, then use half the quantity of brown sugar. If you don't have either, squeeze a lime in – double down on the zest innit
A word about coconut milk
Supermarket coconut milks are rubbish. They're usually filled with stabilisers and thickeners but here are some tips to have a better time.
- Check the ingredients, you can occasionally find some that is just coconut and water – which is essentially all coconut milk is
- If in doubt, get the highest percentage of coconut.
- Check your asian supermarkets, they might have Arroy-D in cartons, that's the gold standard.
- Coconut milk isn't that hard to make. Want to make your own?
Make your own coconut milk
There are two ways to this. Fresh coconuts or dried coconuts.
Fresh?
- Smash yer nuts open and scoop out the flesh, don't worry too much about the brown skin but be aware it will add a slight colour to your milk
- Stick all of the flesh into blender with about 1/3 - 1/2 of it's mass in water
- Blend until you physically can't bear it being blended any more, then blend again for a few seconds because you are a slave to the curry
- Drape some muslin (fancy cunt) or a clean tea towel that doesn't smell like washing (this is important for obvious reasons) over a bowl like you're some kind of kitchen CSI person
- Pour the blended mush onto the cloth and use it to drain all the liquid, tie it to your kitchen counter or tap and let it drain into the bowl if you want
- That liquid? Coconut, freaking, milk lads
- You can technically blend the now drained coconut stuff with more water for less creamy second milk
- You can dry the coconut too, when blended it makes coconut flour. No idea what you do with it then though
Dried or desiccated?
- Soak the coconut in some water then follow the steps above